"I purchased this keyboard on a whim and man was it the best million I've ever spent. THIS KEYBOARD CURES CANCER. It has a button on it that summons Jesus to come and talk to you. WARNING: Don't play BF1942 with Jesus; has the walk-on-water hack. He can also fly and see through walls. This Keyboard changes the oil in your car and makes a killer rump roast. It can also potty train your dog and your kids while serving up SoftServe ice cream (vanilla only as of this writing)."
:laughing:
I'd buy it.
Sure, I'd have to sell my family into slavery. But it'd be worth it to have Jesus serve me ice cream while changing my oil and hacking Battlefield 1942.
ROFLMAO
That made my day...funniest thing I read in a while...
But of course, it has the all important L Enter key. Thats worth a million right there.
I think I'll by it used for $14.78. 😉
I just brought 2 of them ;
"Why is it $1,000,000 you might ask?
Well, you'll only find out if you buy a new one.
I'll give you two hints though:
1. It turns into a giant fighting robot.
2. I accidentally told what it was. "
"Man this keyboard is so sweet. Basically, it was desinged for 50 Cent's nerdy cousin to be the most bling bling PC thing for large scale organized crack distribution. Forged from a carbon fiber and alien pimp juice alloy, it should last a planetary lifetime. It also has many handy built in keyboard macros such as...
Aimbot ON
A lolol! button
An emoticon that looks like the Monopoly man
Let's not forget, if you do not buy this keyboard, you won't get any chicks...ever."
:laughing: :rofl: :laughing:
One Keyboard to rule them all.
This is The Grid of keyboards...
If you merged this thread with the keyboard sex thread we'd have some freakish 'Who wants to marry a millionaire keyboard' thread.. 😱