What Should Your State's (or Any Other State) New Motto or Slogan Be?
If you suddenly became in charge of deciding what slogan or motto should become the OFFICIAL one for the State you reside in (or any other State for that matter), what would you make it? Pretend this motto/slogan is going to appear on all license plates, official State websites, driver's licenses, etc.
Here are some of my ideas:
Illinois: Road Construction Ahead.
Illinois: Welcome to Illinois - Pay Up...
Florida: Home of the newlywed and the nearly dead.
California: We'll be back (after the election, uhm, maybe)!
California: Where you don�t have to pronounce our name correctly & you can be govena.
Utah: A few good men with a lot of good women.
Washington: At least it's not California.
New South Wales: Like South Wales only better.
California: Anyone can be governor!
Texas: Everything is bigger in Texas. Everything.
Minnesota: Get away from it all.
Pennsylvania: Amish people are cool!
Nevada: Two drink minimum.
Quebec: Like France, only worse.
Illinois: Land of Lincoln.
Kentucky: The Real Land of Lincoln.
Maine: Visit Canada without leaving home!
Maryland - Slippery when wet!
Mexico - La Paradisa Del Fugitivos!!
Mexico - If you can see over the bar, drinks are free!
California - We're still better than you! 😛
Utah - At least we're close to Vegas...
(I live in CA right now, but my family is moving to Utah in about a month)
I have some new ones.
Idaho: Where the studs are only on the potatoes.
Minnesota: 6 months of winter, 2 months of the other seasons.
Minnesota: Land of 10,000 lakes and 1 billion mosquitoes (give or take a few.)
Hawaii: The island to be stranded on.😊
Wyoming: 1,000 miles between neighbors.
New Jersey: Watch for bad drivers
Calfornia: (California) home of the governator
Texas: Don't Mess With Texas (or Bush)
Idaho: The land of plenty of nothing
Nichigan- Elk, Snow, etc.
Oregon: Our schools suck!
Tennessee: Oh yeah? Well, our schools are even worse, plus our roads suck!
New York - *Towers not included. Some assembly required.
Oklahoma-If you can read this you don't belong here.
Missourah - If'n y'all unnerstand th' legality of marryin' within th' fam'ly, y'all belong hear.
Illinois - Home of Chicago, New York's little brother.
Texas: T|he lo___.. . (It caught fire and melted)
Texas: The Porn Star State
Texas: Where Everybody Knows Your Name. Everybody. (and, in tiny print: "there is no escape for you"😉
Oklahoma: The Indian State
Oklahoma: Where anyone will gladly shave your back for two dollars and 59 cents!
(as opposed to a nickel)
Oklahoma: (liscense plate is missing because it was destroyed in the process of traveling over the road)
Kansas: The PLAINS State
Kansas: The Grass State
Kansas: The Cow State
Kansas: The Cows and Grass State
Missouri: Th\|></|-= S|{<x/ (it got brittle from the cold and broke)
Missouri: The Middle State
Missouri: The Show Me What Happens When I Pull Your Finger State
Missouri: The I'll Show You! State
Missouri: Like Kansas, But With People And Cities And Some Uneven Ground And Water And Less Cows
Louisiana:The place to go for minimum wage.
Colorado:I better not say NORAD!
Pennsylvania: Yoshi says "Save me!!"
Idaho: Say our name slowly!
Hawaii: Leave now. We've got too many tourists.
Wyoming: Eat cheese or die.
Massachusetts: If you can't spell it, get the hell out.
-Indiana:
Call us "Hoosiers" and die
All crops, no circles
Starting by improving, finishing with what we had already
Name your archaeologists after us
Crossroads of America, because nobody wants to live here now