People often ask me: ''Dave, as a leading candidate for president yourself, can you be unbiased when you write about the other candidates?''
Yes. When I believe that my opponents are wrong, I will point that out. But, by the same token, when I believe that my opponents are having carnal relations with livestock, I will point that out, too. ''Fair and balanced,'' that is my legally trademarked motto.
Dave Barry is one of the funniest men alive. Vote Dave for president!
