Well, I have a small collection of fortunes from the fortune cookies I acquired from ordering a lot of sweet n' sour chicken.😊 So, I think I'll share them here. I'd like to see what everyone else has too.😉
"Your heart is pure, and your mind is clear." So true.😛
"You are careful and systematic." That's two. Come on three!😃
"Promise only what you can deliver." Darn. Two out of three ain't bad.😊
"You'll accomplish more later if you have a little fun this weekend."
My weekend was already shot, so there goes the fun.😞
Well, that's it.
"Keep up the good work, you will be rewarded"
I cant remember the others that Ive gotten before
"You like Chinese food"
"Your greatest foe will befriend you for the price of another"
these always sounded better "in bed." 😛
I don't really keep mine, and I almost never go to chinese restraunts... I think it said "you will have a fortunate experience soon" or something like that and listed 6 'lucky numbers' (which were all exponents of 5). I think they were thinking of the lottery or something... *shrug* Oh, and it had some translation for a chinese word, I forget what it was though...
So I have learned much wisdom from fortune cookies...
Your heart is pure, and your mind is clear in bed.
You are careful and systematic in bed.
Promise only what you can deliver in bed.
You'll accomplish more later if you have a little fun this weekend in bed.
Keep up the good work, you will be rewarded in bed.
You like Chinese food in bed.
Your greatest foe will befriend you for the price of another in bed.
Hehe, so true, Ganon.
You're right, they do sound better with that, and make more sense.:laughing:
"You have and exciting new development shping up."
That is my most favorite fortune ever, and I spelled it exactly as it came.
"You have and exciting new development shping up in bed."
Bah, the mispellings keep it from being funny.😛
I once got one that said...
"You will recieve a pleasant surprise tonight."
I died laughing because I was there with my girlfriend at the time...I was like, "That's what I wanna hear!"
i got one the other day that was
"You will be sucessful someday"
as with all fortunes, "in bed" just makes it much funnier. i do know someone who got a fortune that said
"Help, I'm being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery"
I know i'm beating a dead horse, but....
You will be sucessful someday in bed.
*snicker*
Help, I'm being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery in bed.
That one just doesn't work. I'd like to actually add a real fortune of my own into this thread, but I usally throw them away...
But on a related topic, ahve you ever ate a fortune on accident? I did that once. It went down pretty good, too.
Originally posted by Sub-Zero
I once got one that said..."You will recieve a pleasant surprise tonight."
I died laughing because I was there with my girlfriend at the time...I was like, "That's what I wanna hear!"
Dangit, why can't mine be immediate like that?:laughing:
No, I haven't ate any of my fortunes. Probably because the cookies themselves taste bad.:shrug: