A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son... Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boys pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package."
The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men." the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday! "
"WOW! " exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.
With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March........"
Ha.😃 There should be a large 48 pack, so I could make sure my spouse won't cheat.:laughing:
I brought a pack of 6 condoms Prrkitty, so when are ya coming over? 😊
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mg, you slick slick man..
LoL, thats a mad little bit of info!! 😛
Thanks!! :thumbsup:
I thought the 12 pack would be for the rest of your life if you're married. And I never learned about condoms in health class. I learned about it all at the lunch table.
/me thinks of that specific South Park episode.......
Oh god. Never learn about condoms from normal people.😛
It's nice not to need condoms when your married.. :thumbsup:
Originally posted by J.J. Maxx
It's nice not to need condoms when your married.. :thumbsup:
Pending that you want a kid maybe, unless she is on the pill or something....
Thank God I don't have to worry about condoms. I had all the "baby makin" stuff taken out long, long ago 😉 Hubby is ALL the kid I need.
And as for you MasterG... are you sure you REALLY wanna tackle a red-head? 😉
I learned about, well, actually, I don't remember. I just did I guess. That was really funny though.
Originally posted by Prrkitty
Thank God I don't have to worry about condoms. I had all the "baby makin" stuff taken out long, long ago 😉 Hubby is ALL the kid I need.And as for you MasterG... are you sure you REALLY wanna tackle a red-head? 😉
Oh ive tackled a red head before, Bring it on :tongue:
Raar!!! <tells hubby I'll be back in 3 days> and heads to MasterG's house!! YOU asked for it young'un!! 😉 <smirk>
oh oh! this ain't on topic ya know.... <lol>
Originally posted by J.J. Maxx
It's nice not to need condoms when your married.. :thumbsup:
Well I don't want my courage, dignity, substance and weaknesses removed all at once.😛
Heh, that was a good one. 😛