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Beware Of The Earache

6 replies · 1,334 views · Started 21 August 2003

Got an earache? Don't get it treated
This is why:

Say What? Man with Ear Ache Gets Vasectomy

A Brazilian man who went to a clinic to have an aching ear checked ended up having a vasectomy after mistakenly believing that the doctor had called his name.

A manager at the Doctor Jose Carlos de Espirito Santo clinic in the town of Montes Claros in southeastern Minas Gerais State told Reuters on Wednesday Valdemar Lopes de Moraes, 39, entered the vasectomy room when Aldemar Aparecido Rodrigues' name was called.

"He was called by the full name and yet thought it was him. But the strangest thing is that he asked no questions when the doctor started preparations in the area which had so little to do with his ear," Vanessa Guimaraes said.

"He later explained that he thought it was an ear inflammation that got down to his testicles," she added. :rofl:

De Moraes, a farmer who has two children, did not want to reverse the operation, performed last week, and showed up for an ear exam on Wednesday at the same clinic.

"A local newspaper said he is going to sue us, but he did not tell us about any claims," Guimaraes said.

😮dd: That must've sucked. Good thing I don't have an earache. Hopefully I never will have one that's so bad I need to go to the doctor's for.

My right ear has been blocked for about 4 months now...

Dunno, what to do about it, probably not that. 😉

Give the guy a break. He had an ear infection so it probably wasn't top notch. And if I had a nickel for every time I've mistaken the name Brian for my real name of Ryan, I'd be freakin' rich. Of course, ignoring the preparation wasn't his most shining moment for sure. :eyebrow:

De Moraes, a farmer who has two children, did not want to reverse the operation...

They can reverse vasectomies? @.@

While that would suck, you have got to admit that his not getting a little suspicious when they started the preperations wasn't incredibly bright... I mean, when someone takes off your pants without you having any knowledge of this arrangement beforehants, you'd think you'd react... especially when once they get to the part... after that... *shudders*