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The Worst for Last....

9 replies · 1,725 views · Started 19 August 2003

More bad humor.
You asked for it.🙄

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich.

He eats the sandwich, then pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead.

As the panda stands up to leave, the manager shouts: "Hey! Where are you going?
You just shot my waiter, and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"

The panda yells back at the manager,
"Hey, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"

So the manager opens his dictionary and looks up the word "panda."

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I hope you appreciate this...
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this could be on the verg of spam you know...
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I could get banned... :scared:
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"PANDA: A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring.
Eats 'shoots' and 'leaves'."
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eats - shoots - and leaves, get it huh do you get it...
err...umm...so how about that Boner Thread?

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahaha....ha...........ha....

That's terrible, Jemsee. Did you make that up yourself? No offence, but that's worse than some of the jokes I've made...

Jemsee... I need one of your jokes once a day 😊 So far today... those depends... are well on their way of becoming a strong factor in my future - thanks to you!! <giggle>

😱 Jemsee's cool. 😱 Why would you even say such a blasphemous thing. I think he's acting more like me than I am! 😃 :laughing: