Used to have Saturday Night Fever... Now I just have Saturday Night hot flashes.
Ever get the feeling your stuff strutted off without you?
Any woman can have the body of a 21-year-old... as long as she buys him a few drinks first.
My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.
I've still got it, but nobody wants to see it.
I'm getting into swing dancing. Not on purpose. It's just that some parts of my body are just prone to swinging without the rest of me following.
It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffeemaker.
I think I've reached my sexpiration date.
The good news is that even as we get older, guys still look at our boobs. The bad news is they have to squat down first.
These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "For fast relief."
I've tried to find a suitable exercise video for women my age.. But they haven't made one called "Buns of Putty."
Don't think of it as getting hot flashes. Think of it as your inner child playing with matches.
Don't let aging get you down... It's too hard to get back up.
Any woman can have the body of a 21-year-old... as long as she buys him a few drinks first.
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I like that one.
Good stuff Prrkitty.
The two "hot flashes" quips are the ones I thought were pretty funny. I can relate WAY more then I wanna admit to <lol>
I can relate to the saggy boobs one.
Sucks.
Don't think of it as getting hot flashes. Think of it as your inner child playing with matches. Don't let aging get you down... It's too hard to get back up.
These are my favs... i am getting old!
LoL, theyre all great Prrkitty!! :thumbsup:
"I'm getting into swing dancing. Not on purpose. It's just that some parts of my body are just prone to swinging without the rest of me following."
bravo, very funny list 😃
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Some of those are pretty funny... hehe... I especially like "It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffeemaker" and "My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be"... did you make all of those up yourself?
These would make good signature quotes...
No ma'am... I can't take credit for them. I receive a lot of jokes and such from friends all over the world. And I thought y'all might get a kick out of some of them 😊