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Another Caption Contest (oh my)

19 replies · 2,895 views · Started 11 August 2003

lmfao...

I dunno, I had this one pic and Lilith adored it and then today, my tuxedo cat, Binky had to start wearing an Elizabethean collar so he could stop licking the area where he got nuetered on. So I HAD to take a pic to show everyone. Then Lilith suggested using them in a caption contest so um like...here it is....and stuff.

Pic 1: Binky and me (with a very badly scared look on my face)
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(You can have me or the cat being quoted or both)

Pic 2: Binky and the collar of d00m
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rotfl...poor kitty.

/me dies from laughter.

It crashed into the door frame when it left the room!!

Ok, so um....caption!

Edit: I'll decide the winner tomorrow, prolly.

😛

For the first one...

Cat [thinking]: Okay, so my spoken English isn't very good yet... just because "I will destroy you all with my evil laserstar of death and destruction which even now hovers above your planet" is all I know, that doesn't mean these dumb humans have to take it all seriously and stuff... sheesh.

Ooh! I got another one!
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Fiyer: Please don't take a crap on me, please don't take a crap on me, please don't take a crap on me....

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Fiyerstorm singing to his cat:

"Funnel face, I love you
Funnel face, I need you
These are the sweetest words I've ever heard
Funnel face, don't leave me
Funnel face, believe me
My whole world's wrapped up in you"

Originally posted by Fiyerstorm
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Cat: All I'm going to say is; He who smelt, delt it.

Edit: Even better.... Cat: Look, I don't want to discuss why your pants are wet all of a sudden.

1) Fiyerstorm: No...It can't be...All of the signs are here...NOOO!!!!!!! IT'S THE EARWAX CAT OF DOOM!!!
2) Cat: With my new laser focusing device, I have the power to take over the world!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

2.) 'Hi, I'm Binky the Cat. You may know me from such TV shows as 'Two Guys, a Girl, and a Cat' or 'The Day the Felines Invaded: The TV Series', but I'm hear today to show you this new, one of a kind, Colar of d00m! It may look like an ordinary colar, but no, it is much more! Fiyerstorm, tell the people at home why...

Collar of Doom: Alright, joke's over. I KNOW you're not serving me as a martini for some filthy dogs!

Good first caption carrot.

First Pic

Fiyer and Mr. Binky - We are auditioning for Mike Hard Lemonade.
(If you seen the commercials you know what Im talking about)

The second pic - Finally, I look evil enough to take over the world with this thing that looks like something that a emperor would wear.

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Binky: Now that I have hypnotized him, I can have him do my dirty work for me! Mwah ha ha ha

Fiyah: What is your bidding master?

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And Binky said: "Get Warcraft:3 Frozen Throne!"

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Haha, I have posessed Fiyah! Now I must report to SB......:sb:

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Dish network ain't got nothing on me!😃

Well what do ya know, my first CC submission.

Picture 2:

Fiyer: Welcome to Fiyer's wild kingdom!* This is my cat, Binky, isn't he great everyone!? Haha! Hey, I'll tell you secret - Did you know that cats are actually nature's suction cup? Watch! (throws Binky towards ceiling. An interesting number of noises proceed. ) Oh wait, I was thinking of turtles. Sorry 'bout that Binky.

Binky: *pissed look*

* ~ UHF Reference

AND THE WINNERS ARE (dot dot dot)

Originally posted by carrot red
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Cat: I'm sulking. If I ignore him, he might just go away.

Originally posted by Lilith
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Second one: OMG, with this new satellite I can pick up pr0n inside my BRAIN!

Congrats, lay-deez!

btw

Binky had this to say:
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😃 :heart: