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The Difference Between Men and Women

15 replies · 2,792 views · Started 31 July 2003

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But all in all it's a dogs life.
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INNER STRENGTH-

"If you can start the day without caffeine or pep pills,
If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your
troubles,
If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when loved ones are too busy to give
you time,
If you can overlook when people take things out on you
when, through no fault of yours, something goes wrong,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can face the world without lies and deceit,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without liquor,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
If you can do all these things,

Then ... you are probably the family dog."
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This is too true Jemsee, but despite this, never tell a woman she has a big butt. I don't care if it knocks lamps off the end tables, don't say a word. It's better for everyone that way.

The difference between men and women is like the difference between waffles and spaghetti. Think about it.

Originally posted by Predcon1
The difference between men and women is like the difference between waffles and spaghetti. Think about it.

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I dont get it

Originally posted by Master Ghaleon
I dont get it

Yeah, waffles and spaghetti taste good together.😊

Mmmmm, spagaffles.....:drool:

So going by the picture my mirror lies and I look so much better than I thought. Thanks Jemsee you gave me a laugh just when I needed it.

Originally posted by Drunken Tiger
lol Nice pic Jemsee.. So you mean i dont look as good as i think i do?? :cry:

You mean that avatar is not your picture?
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BTW- congrats on the modship DT.

I got that as a forward yesterday and was going to post it.. how strange.

It is true though -
"Does my butt look big??"
"Hey! Check out my beer abs!"

Hehe...funny, and yes, very true. I don't really know what men think when they look at themselves in the mirror, but I know us women (for the most part, anyways) are pretty self-conscience about our looks.