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Pirates!!!

4 replies · 1,275 views · Started 28 July 2003

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You are... 'You know... I'd be a lot cuter if I got rid of this Ugly-Ass Hat.' Yes, yes, you would. That hat is holding you back, sweatheart. In fact, the only person in the movie who actually looked GOOD in a hat was Captain Jack Sparrow... but then again, he'd look good in anything. Ditch the hat, people will like you a lot better without it.

You are... 'Wait, this is supposed to be a punishment?' Yeah, I'm a little confused, too. Stuck on a beautiful deserted island with a shitload of rum and Captain Jack Sparrow... What's not to like?! If you want to leave this place, you are CRAZY!

You are... '...What's that warm dripping sensation I feel trailing down my back...?' Which... is kind of disgusting if you ask me... And... actually, it... doesn't make any sense, either... you really can't... feel anything to begin with. And, why in god's name do you have a Monkey?!! Pirates own parrots!! No no, this makes no sense at all! Jeeze...

This one has to be the silliest and most pointless quiz so far.. In other words, it's perfect for an AGN distraction.

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