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That has to be the worst pirate I've ever seen

9 replies · 1,711 views · Started 24 July 2003

"A pistol, one shot, no ammunition or powder. A compass that doesn't point north. And this.... I half expected it to be made of wood. You have to be the worst pirate I've ever heard of."

"Long John Silver, at your 'umble service."
the greatest pirate to sail the seas!

"If there are no survivors, then where do the stories come from?"

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it was a toss-up, literally, Billy Bones or Long John Silver. I'm pleased with the result.

"Beware the one legged man. Even old Flinty feared him. If he comes pokin' around here you run for me."
"The one legged man brings death!"

The question is, who is the better captain; Long John, or Jack Sparrow.

After seeing Pirates of the Carrabian today, my chips are in with Sparrow. 😊

mine are with Long John...
actually I'd put them in with Roberts, but that would have been beatin' around a dead horse

"That's the secret?! That's the legendary escape?! You spent three days laying on the beach drinking rum?!?!"

"Where's the bloody treasure?!"

I saw that movie last night and it fucking rocked. I'm planning on seeing it again before my girlfriend quits the theater.

Worth seeing then? I thought as much, since Starkist seemed to think highly of how it would turn out, but nothing's ever absolutely certain before it's shown..

"You'll remember this day as the day you ALMOST caught Captain Jack Sparrow!"

That movie was great. It was a bit long, but it was still cool. I wouldn't mind seeing it for a third time.

"You'll always remember this as the day you almost.... yaaaaaaaaa........."

"Sorry Jim, I've got this terrible fear of hanging."