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Penguin Prostitutes?

4 replies · 1,140 views · Started 12 July 2003

You know, them penguin streetwalkers aren't cheap. I had to gather stones all morning just to get an hour with one of 'em.

I fucked a penguin once, lemme tell you, they are hard to tell apart, so make sure its a female penguin you're getting, he was a pecker.