I'm the only sober person in this house...besides the girls that are here anyway. Having a party and I'm the only sober male...its quite...interesting.
Everyone is drunk!!
And you're on the fucking computer instead of FUCKING THE DRUNK CHICKS. I've seen a picture, Anthony, and trust me- a drunk girl is your safest bet. 😉
-C
You'd best take his advice. Alcohol impairs people's judgement. You have a golden opportunity.
Haha. Too bad I already have a girlfriend, all these girls boyfriends are here, and none of the girls are drunk. 😉
Ah, what I wouldn't give to be in your position, instead of playing Warcraft 3 online and getting disconnected because of my shitty wireless adapter...
But who am I kidding, in such a situation, it wouldn't turn out much better.
Originally posted by Sir Anthony
Haha. Too bad I already have a girlfriend, all these girls boyfriends are here, and none of the girls are drunk. 😉
Well, if the boyfriends are all drunk, they aren't going to notice anything you do... start getting the girls drunk. :naughty:
just hook everyone up to a giant keg while they're all wasted. that should keep them out for a while.
We drank the remains of the beer tonight....I am so fucking drunk. Its really funny. I'm drunk and I can still type really good.
I don't think I care for you guys plans from yesterday considering that I was one of the boyfriends there. But I wasn't drunk despite drinking a fifth of Jack, splitting a fifth a apple pucker with a friend, having 6-8 smirnoff ice and drinking a 32 oz screwdriver. And by the way Sir Anthonty is right he is drunk.
Originally posted by Trevelyan_06
I don't think I care for you guys plans from yesterday considering that I was one of the boyfriends there. But I wasn't drunk despite drinking a fifth of Jack, splitting a fifth a apple pucker with a friend, having 6-8 smirnoff ice and drinking a 32 oz screwdriver. And by the way Sir Anthonty is right he is drunk.
Rightt.....
Newho, you should wait for someone to die from binge drinking.
Then you have that perfectly useable corpse.
Just lying there.
Wouldn't want it to go to waste, would you?
MAN! You got it SWEET! Well if the girls are sober than you cant really do anything with them cuz they know what is going to happen, but if they had a few drinks in them then you could get something on the go!😊 WEll.... ij that situation i would either get beer in them or get with my own girl upstairs!😊😉