Want to look thinner and sexier?

OMG those are great...it'd be hilarious if someone was walking around with them crooked :P

... I'm quite happy with my erect nipples... Besides, if I looked any thinner, my big head would seem out of alignment of my body, making me look like a DumDum... Still, I know some people that should look into this... 😉

Yyyyyyyyyyup. I guess if one were planning to participate in a wet t-shirt contest, this sort of thing might be useful to earn an, um, "advantage."

Does this work for guys? I'm willing to give it a try. 😊

my nipples are hard most of the time anyway... could you just imagine what they'd be like if I got them pierced?

i'm guessing they don't work with a nipple ring... damn you, nipplets!

I wonder if they make them for cats?
My cat is depressed.