favorite quote

"Give me liberty or give me some other option." - Gardield, of course thats not my favorite quote of all time but it's pretty good.

is that from garfield? i thought that was from sabrina, the teenage witch.

my favorite quote is probably the boss's line from my all time favorite dilbert strip: 'i wonder if my programs ever compile?'

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!
-Tom Lehrer

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.
-Tom Lehrer

On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.
-Tom Lehrer

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
-Mel Brooks

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
-Albert Einstein

My new favorite quote is from "Bruce Almighty"

-Why, hello ther my anal dwelling butt-monkey

"Wow. Are you mentally retarded?"
- Breaker

/me cracks up

I dunno who originally said it for sure, but my faves one I heard from zfreak2004 along time ago:

"There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's parents."

That's my motto 😃

"We must view, with profound respect, the infinite capacity of the human mind to refuse the introduction of useful information."
-Thomas Raynesford Lounsbury

"If you try to fail, and succeed at doing so, what are you really doing?" -- unknown author

"Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man." -- Office Space

"Fat man in a little coat." -- Tommy Boy

Mine can be found at QUOTES

I'd tell you my favorite quote but I'd get banned XD
lesse, I dunno really.....i've never really had a favorite quote, not one that I can remember at least.

Don't do today what you can do tomorrow.
Me.

... and don't do tomorrow what somebody else can do today.
me too

some quotes which were made by me are:

'that's not copyright infringement'
-said about any 'ripoff' product that barely changes the name from a national brand

'hit 'em where they ain't'
-applies to any situation, ever

'coincidence or conspiricy?'
-example: mel gibson is a movie star, so is mel brooks. coincidence, or conspiricy?

You can see a list of top quotes in my sig anytime, most of them from the Ozy & Millie webcomic.

However, one of the most profound is "Never do anything phenomenally stupid."

I have two:

"Happiness is the purest form of human insanity."

- Me

Originally posted by Breaker in GB
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Breaker loves us.

"Do you want to get rid of annoying pop-ups?"
~pop-up ad

"I'd give you my name, but you might get it dirty."
-Gourry (sp?), a character from 'Slayers'

"I'm in a bit of a pickle and I need you to help me hollow my way out."
-A guy I work with.

"assumption is the mother of all fuck-ups"
it's from under siege 2 i belive

"POWDERED WATER! just add...hmm......."