Your colossal death robot

Sweet! Look what I got...

Thats one of my favorite action films of all time!

Okay.

I am Optimus Prime! Large and in charge!

I am Oprimus Prime as well. Time to kick some Decepticon tail.

Yeah for us, Atma. Coming at evil like a Mack truck outta control!

I was SO hoping for Gignator...damn....I mean c'mon I'm
BIGGER THAN BIG
TALLER THAN TALL
QUICKER THAN QUICK
STRONGER THAN STRONG!
READY TO FIGHT FOR RIGHT AGAINST WRONG!!!!
Ah well...maybe next time...I guess I kinda look like gigantor heh

Hey ho, you're Calibretto!

Kick. Arse.

Five metric tonnes of hulking, steam powered robo-meat, you are the pin-up boy for death robot technology. Although you are in fact a war golem, you know how to use a minigun, and you can benchpress small settlements. Relatively new to the colossal death robot scene, you were first pencilled by comic legend Joe Maduriera in 1998. Sensitive, stylish, and yet still massive, if you were female and not made of iron I would probably propose to you.

You can tell the world I love you with the following image of truth:

Yeah, right. Now I have a computer proposing to me.🙄

Holy Voltron rip-off, you're Megazord!

You own being huge. You are the hugest guy around, without a doubt. Even really huge people whimper at your hugeness. And you are made of really huge robot dinosaurs. Huge. You are so huge it takes five power rangers to control you. And you can mash anything. Even mounds of foam rubber the size of cities. Because you're huge. Sorted.

Declare your hugeness with the following sticker of power:

This... royally... sucks....

Shippou-chan sends his heartiest laughter in your face, jman.. Better luck next "Who are you?" quiz.

😞 I wanted to be the Terminator.

Stupid Sonic Robot Boss.