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Get rid of a hair stuck in the back of their mouth? I have a hair lodged deep in the back of my mouth , far beyond the reach of my fingers. And it is stuck there, and it has been driving me mad for a long time...Ive gargled, Ive eaten , Ive drank. Ive done everything that sounds like it would dislodge the hair. How does one get rid of stuff like this??

EDIT: Well Ive figured out something. It isnt a hair. Its that thing that dangles in the back , and its hanging down really low. lower than it would normally be. what is going on?

Swallow some hydrochloric acid.

Failing that, see a dentist and ask him about it. You may require oral surgery.

um, although I fail to see the logic in swallowing HCl, then at least have a parent or something supervise. It sounds to me like you just have a dry/sore throat and need some ice cream or something to just take off the scratchiness...

It was sarcasm, that's what I suggest to everyone who mentions oral problems.

For the record, I do advise you ignore my suggestion, as it would result in rapid corrosion of the tongue, gums, and throat lining. Just a helpful reminder.

That would be your uvula which is quite possibly infected. Go to a doctor.

Infected Uvula and Tonsils,

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Sounds like an STD contracted through oral sex. You might not want to give any blowjobs any time soon, just in case.

Originally posted by plith
Sounds like an STD contracted through oral sex. You might not want to give any blowjobs any time soon, just in case.

I never did. Please be serious..

i've had that happen before, it's usually if i have a cold, or in the early morning, when only 1% of my bodily functions are operating correctly. (luckily its the one that usually needs evacuation in the morning that works)

Big Joe, I'd go to a doctor. Anything could have happened...

and Breaker, I'd just love to thank you for that picture, as I was eating when I saw it 😉