I am a huge hater of e-mail forwards, so I sort of apologize for this, but I actually found this one entertaining so I figured I post it. Bleh.
>I've learned that you cannot make
>someone love you. All you can do is
>stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
>
>I've learned that just because you're paranoid
>doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
>
>
>I've learned that you can get by
>on charm for about fifteen minutes.
>After that, you'd better have a big weenie or huge
>boobs.
>
>I've learned that you shouldn't
>compare yourself to others - they are more
>screwed up than you think.
>
>I've learned that you can keep puking long
>after you think you're finished.
>
>I've learned that we are responsible for what we do,
>unless we are celebrities.
>
>I've learned that regardless of how hot and
>steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades,
>and there had
>better be a lot of money to take its place.
>
>I've learned that the people you care most about in
>life
>are taken from you too soon and all the less important
>ones
>just never go away.
>
>You can share this with 5 friends...they'll
>appreciate it. Who knows, maybe something good will
>happen.
>
>If not, tough shit