Evil Plan! Hehehe!

World Domination ha ha ha ha ha

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a pope. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, bewildered by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two
Next, you must desecrate United Nations. This will all be done from a island of mu, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your great supernatural forces, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your unbreakable will, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a military general. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, terrified by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two
Next, you must destroy United Nations. This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your great supernatural forces, bringing about rivers that run red with blood. Your name shall become synonymous with slaughter, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your incredible power, and the world will have no choice but to lavish endless praise on your misdeeds.

Sounds like I am a little Magus junior. >😉

I think this has been done before but oh well...

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Revenge

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first clone a wall street executive. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two
Next, you must vaporize the Pyramids of Giza. This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of corporate suits hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must tauntingly wave your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about nightmares for every man, woman and child. Your name shall become synonymous with fear, and no man will ever again dare fire you. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating.

it has been done before and mine from then had to do with the following.....

Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Traumatize a Police Chief. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Really Bad Guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a Dark Gunslinger?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Seize control of the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of the Undead to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Reveal to the World your Needlessly Big Weather Machine, bringing about an End to Sanity. This will all be done from a Dark Side of the Moon, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

i believe this fits me best because i'm just crazy that way.....

but here's the one for this one, which is similar yet different.....

Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a pope. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, confused by your arrival. Who is this really bad guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an elemental?

Stage Two
Next, you must smash the Internet. This will all be done from a floating fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must let loose your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to grant you three maidens of virtue true.

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a superman. This will cause the world to leave, amazed by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a dark gunslinger?

Stage Two
Next, you must sabotoge United Nations. This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must demonstrate your great supernatural forces, bringing about rivers that run red with blood. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.

Love me, for I am your new leader!

Here's mine:

Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Revenge

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an elemental?

Stage Two
Next, you must destroy the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a space station, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of mutant race hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must send forth your thermonuclear missiles, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your superior firepower, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a military general. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, terrified by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of Fort Knox. This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will tremble, as countless hordes of corporate suits hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must demonstrate your armies of destruction, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with evil, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your incredible power, and the world will have no choice but to send you all their money.

Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a famous actor/actress. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, amazed by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?

Stage Two
Next, you must steal New York. This will all be done from a floating fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will gibber like madmen, as countless hordes of corporate suits hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must tauntingly wave your corporate takeover, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare steal your woman. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incapacitate a pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, amazed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the Internet. This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will flee in terror, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must demonstrate your corporate takeover, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with all that is wrong with the world, and no man will ever again dare steal your woman. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a superman. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two
Next, you must vaporize the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your doomsday device, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with all that is wrong with the world, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to name you evil man/woman of the year.

I am SO damn evil...

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, confused by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor?

Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the Internet. This will all be done from a air fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will flee in terror, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must send forth your armies of destruction, bringing about nightmares for every man, woman and child. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

Mwahaha. My plan > yours.