They can do that? :odd:

dude...

If I had a penis on my arm...

I'd masturbate all the time... 😛

Now that's seriously fucked up. Especially that last line. Don't most males stand up to urinate instead of sitting down? And I knew someone was gonna say that moocow.

WTF, pissed on an electrical wire? what the hell would you do that for...unless it was an accident which I doubt, he deserves what he got for being an idiot. Some People I'm telling you.

Could you imagine going to school everyday... in the 10th grade... with a penis growing on your arm?

😮dd:

I wonder how he managed to go to the toilet while he waited for it to grow.

It's not a real penis, remember. It's just a latex tube filled with some kind of fluid. You can't masturbate with it because it doesn't have nerves.

I guess he'll just have to hold it in.... :shrug:

Its been said before but,

The 16-year-old, named only as Malik, lost his penis after receiving an electric shock while urinating on an electric wire.

Can anyone remeber Ren and Stimpy?
"Don't wiz, on the electric fence!"

:laughing:

Granted, this whole situation seems a bit fucked anyhow....

Hmz...they must have more powerfull electric fences in russia..

I pissed on an electric fence once when i was like 13. Didnt notice it in front of me...Felt like I got kicked in the balls by a horse...I just remember my buddy coming up to me and asking why Im crying and rolling around in piss.....*shrug* Painfull memory...

But this poor guy lost his dick? is this even a legit story? How do they Grow one on his arm?

Originally posted by System Error
[BDon't most males stand up to urinate instead of sitting down? [/B]

That is a task that is made more difficult when you don't have a penis. Not to mention this kid probably wasn't very bright.

Originally posted by MANDRAG GANON
WTF, pissed on an electrical wire? what the hell would you do that for...unless it was an accident which I doubt, he deserves what he got for being an idiot. Some People I'm telling you.

Correct.

Heh, I imagine this kid now has no way to reproduce, they can make him a new penis, but I doubt they will ever make it behave 100% like a penis. I think they should have left him as is so he could pay for his stupidity. Moron.

If that is so, AtmaWeapon, then I think this qualifies for a Darwin Award. Improving our gene pool by removing himself from it.

I guess now if you call someone a dickhead it just may be true LOL.

i wonder if i could get a pussy implant on my hand then i could go fuck myself

ROTFLMAO

Originally posted by Beldaran
It's not a real penis, remember. It's just a latex tube filled with some kind of fluid. You can't masturbate with it because it doesn't have nerves.

If you're a girl with a penis growing on your arm, you could :naughty: