http://www.uspoliticsforum.com/emergency/
ROFLMAO!!!!!111

"If you see a closed door, karate chop it open"
http://www.uspoliticsforum.com/emergency/
ROFLMAO!!!!!111

"If you see a closed door, karate chop it open"
Only human beings could be stupid enough to call safety warnings "scare mongering" only two years after three thousand of their fellow men and women were blown up by terrorists.
... and to think it was probably hundreds of thousands of tax dollars to make make http://www.ready.gov/ that could have gone to schools... Education is really showing itself off, 😞
Very funny captions.
Yes, it's quite fun to be top of your class when you need to live in a bubble because of your acute radiation poisoning, assuming you even make it to your grad.
I hurt from laughing...funniest thing I ever found on AGN that was posted by another member.
LMAO

"If your building collapses, give yourself a blowjob while waiting to be rescued."
Hahaha....

If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about it instead of seeing a doctor
Saw a link to this about a month ago on a sports site I now frequent... one of the best lampoons ever.
That's some REALLY funny shit...I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
"Use your flashlight to lift walls off of you" LoL I love these things Great stuff :kawaii:

Try to absorb as much of the radiation as possible with your groin region. After 5 minutes and 12 seconds, however, you may become sterile.