If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.

Heh.. I saw this the other day. Funny stuff.

Heh, I read that one awhile back on an old text-based BBS I used to frequent, and it always reminded me of this one, about cows.

*chuckle* very amusing....

I like the Douglas Adams, Albert Einstein, Emily Dickinson, and OJ Defense Team answers.

The facts were at the bottom of the page were cool,, but they missed out on my favioite, the Chicken Cannon!

LOL. I like Douglas Adams:

Douglas Adams:
Forty-two.

Plith just got the rest of the Hitchhikers series and he got it on DVD. It's good stuff.

I loved the Machiavelli answer. The Prince is one of my favorite literary works.

my favorites...

Freud - The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.

Jack Nicholson:
'Cause it fucking wanted to. THAT'S the fucking reason.

Pyrrho the Skeptic:
What road?

Ronald Reagan:
I forget.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove to the opossums that it could be done.
😃

Colonel Sanders:
I missed one?

I like Dr. Emmet Brown
where we're going chickens don't need roads.

Fox Mulder - You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?

If you look in my sig (unless I removed it), I've had the Einsiein one for ages 😛
It's good, though 😉

Was Alex Trebek represented?

I'm sorry. The correct question was "What is the Netherlands?"