I never knew there were so many answers to that lame question...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
That's some very funny shit.
LOL.
Some people have waay too much time on their hands...
LOL... I especially liked these:
Colonel Sanders' Answer:
I missed one?
O.J. Simpson's Answer:
It didn't. I was playing golf with it at the time.
Bill Clinton's Answer:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?
Saddam Hussein's Answer:
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
Ernest Hemingway's Answer:
To die. In the rain. Alone.
My favourite:
Albert Einstein's Answer:
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the
chicken?
Why don't we make our own, then?
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"... such a naive question.
Chickens don't cross roads, frogs do.
how about, "to get away from Dracula's avatar"? 😊
My brother would say "It didn't. A car ran over it." And he would fall over laughing.
I'll go with Einstein's answer on that.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was so close to the mexican border.😉 One could think of a ton of answers for this dumb question.🙄
what a great site
i was laughing my ass of the whole time
thanks for the link
Why did the kid cross over the playground .... TO GET TO THE OTHER SLIDE!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
But my favorite out of those is:
Colonel Sanders' Answer:
I missed one?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To find a different IP address and evade his ban!
