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wanna buy a town?

14 replies · 2,748 views · Started 25 February 2003

If we all chip in towards it, we can all go live there as well...

interesting...

If every one of AGN's members pitched in $347.14 we could rename the town Armageddon and live there! :thumbsup:

We should just pitch in and buy a nice big plot of land in the middle of nowhere, and grow drugs on it to pay off the initial cost. After that, we can have conventions there at a much cheaper price, or even free if we keep up the industry.

We could move there, try and form a town and eventually a country, and live happily ever after until we run out of food from the munchies. We could make the official language 1337.

Not the weirdest thing I've heard of. There was a small European country (Lichtenstein I think? Not Sure.) That you could rent for the weekend for corporate retreats.

On a different note, there was also the lady who tried auctioning off the right for a corporation or company to name her baby. I don't think she got a taker.

this is a very strange offer. What would you actually get?? People own the buildings and the property.. you would just.. uh.. get a piece of paper that says you own the city?? sound like a crock o' shit to me!

If every one of AGN's members pitched in $347.14 we could rename the town Armageddon and live there!

Its kindof strage to think that all it would take is about $350 from each of us to have all that money at our disposal. Even if we all contributed just a dollar it would go a long way. 😉

Originally posted by War Lord
If we all chip in towards it, we can all go live there as well...

interesting...

Yeah, but we're all either bums or underage nerds/future bums....

Suddenly I'm reminded of the South Park episode I saw last weekend where Cartman bought his own amusement park...

The Township includes:

Approx. 33 acres divided into several parcels zoned industrial.
Some Beautiful REDWOOD TREES!
Main Commercial building which includes:
Post Office (currently rented by USPS) photo 1
Restaurant/Bar with 2 dining rooms and several storage rooms (currently run by owners) photo1 photo 2 photo 3 photo 4 photo 5
Hair salon (currently rented) photo 1 photo 2
Vacant Business
2 residential rentals (second floor, currently rented) photo 1
4 separate houses (3 are currently residential rentals and 1 (photo 1) is occupied by the current owners) photo 1 photo 2 photo 3 photo 4
Mobile home space plus 2 car garage. Currently the space for this mobile home is rented but the mobile home is owned by the current renter so is not included in the sale. photo 1
Very large shop divided into 2 large shops photo 1 photo 2
Very large mechanics shop divided into 2 shops. Large enough to work on semi-sized trucks. photo 1 photo 2 photo 3 photo 4
Old fire house. Front part (photo 3) served as community services office. photo 1 photo 2 photo3
Large storage building with new perimeter foundation. Currently used as 3 bay auto/boat storage, 3 bay hay storage, and 3 bay lumber storage. photo 1
Old lumber yard office. 2 story building includes main reception area, several offices and lots of storage (this is in the distance on the right in photo 1). photo 1 photo 2 photo 3 photo 4
Approx 1200 feet river access. BOTH SIDES! (Almost � (one half) mile river frontage!) photo 1 photo 2 photo 3
Stables: New 4 stall stable, + spot for arena. photo 1 photo 2
Heavy Equipment (10 yard dump truck, Case 750 Crawler loader, International Loader w/ log forks and bucket, Case 580 Backhoe loader). ($35,000 has been added to the price for these 4 pieces of heavy equipment, a real bargain!) photo 1 photo 2 photo 3
Restaurant inventory (including approx $5000 in liquor) ($5000 has been added to the price) photo 1 photo 2 photo 3 photo 4 photo 5 photo 6
Internet domain names for the town which include: www.carlottatownship.com, www.carlottatownship.biz, www.carlottatownship.info, www.carlottatownship.us (U.S. citizens only), www.carlottaforsale.com
Liquor License ( $15,000 has been added to the price, this is subject to government approval and well below the current value.)
TOTAL FOR ALL (INCLUDING Heavy Equipment, Liquor License, & Inventory)

$1,065,000

NO RESERVE!

PLEASE CALL

SANDRA SPALDING

COMMUNITY REALTY, BROKER/OWNER

(707) 845-0363

[email][email protected][/email]

if you have any questions.

Seems like a decent deal to me.

What?! No bowling alley? Count me out. I'd have even settled for a small pool hall, or perhaps some sort of skating rink or something..

I was short about $1,060,000 anyways.

All that for only one million? This is either a scam, or the best deal I've ever heard of... I would definitely agree to pitch in $300.