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Burning a TV dinner

11 replies · 1,998 views · Started 03 February 2003

Alright they say you learn something new everyday right. Well today i learned you can burn a tv dinner in a microwave. Dont know how i did it but it happend i had one of those mexican dinners and it said 8 minutes in microwave. So i put it on 9 because are microwave is old. And i bring it out and its all crispy around the beas and stuff. Like i said learn something new everyday.

You can also burn a bagel in the microwave. My brother and friend did it one day. They would heat it up for two minutes, then go away for about fifteen. So when they finally remembered about it, it had already cooled down. So they'd heat it up again. This went on untill finnaly they opened the microwave and a buch of black smoke billowed out. I don't know if it was on fire, but the bagel was black and hard as a hockey puck. The house stank like burnt bagel for days afterwards. It was horrable. I wouldn't recomend trying it.

We did an eight minute hot dog once, and we have a pretty good microwave, so it was really cooked and dried out. It also was really hot. We threw it over the fence into our neighbor's yard.

if you put a pop-tart in the toaster, and tape the lever down so it can't pop-up, it'll burst into flames(frosted/chocolate ones make blue flames). and it also might work in a microwave. i'm not sure

I learned to never wrap cherry-bombs in aluminum foil and put them in the microwave... It was cool... but, don't do it...

I learned that people throw dry hot dogs into other people's yards. I also learned to NEVER let my cousin drive an Argo (for those of you who don't know what an Argo is, it's like an armored go kart with eight wheels).

Have you ever tried a CD in the microwave? I did a few times and once the CD breifly caught fire. Btw, beware, the fumes are likely toxic, so uh... don't do that in YOUR microwave lol. The only reason I did it was because we were getting a new one.

OHH man some of these are just hillariouse. The pop tart one was great. And im gonna have to try the cd one.