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Advertising Slogan Generator!

12 replies · 2,660 views · Started 23 January 2003

Funny Slogans for:

Cock
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Do You, uh, Cock?
A Finger of Cock is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat.
Hope It's Cock, It's Cock, We Hope It's Cock...
The Cock of your Life.
Be Like Dad, Keep Cock.

Breaker's Mom
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The Best Part of Waking Up is Breaker's Mom in Your Cup.
Have a Breaker's Mom and Smile.
Every Kiss Begins With Breaker's Mom.

😊

There's no Wrong Way to Eat a Jigglysaint.

Pure Zelda Classic.(I swear this was exactly what it said)

Jigglypuff Is Good For You.

Beware of Expensive Zelda Classic.

Things Go Better with Zelda Classic.

I'm Only Here For The Zelda Classic.

and just for fun:

Breaker's Mother - The Appetizer!

:lmao: Now I know where Kratheous was getting the slogans he kept saying in #ZCN the other day.

PureZC:
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Tastes Great, Less PureZC.
When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be PureZC Overnight.
See the Face You Love Light Up With PureZC.
Look, Ma, No PureZC!

Cheese:
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Wear Cheese. (:lmao:!!!)
It's a New Cheese Every Day.
Every Kiss Begins With Cheese.
Why Have Cotton When You Can Have Cheese?

AGN
Grab life by the AGN.
Agn Tested, Mother Approved.
Change Your Whole Agn.

PARADOX
I'm Not Gonna Pay A Lot For This Paradox.
Break Me Off a Piece of That Paradox.
Just Do Paradox.

Bunny
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Moving at the speed of Bunny!
Come see the softer side of bunny!
My anti-drug is bunny!
Give the dog a bunny!
Bring out the bunny!

These are good ones 😃

Double the Pleasure, Double the Dracula.
Ho Ho Ho, Green Dracula.
I Saw Dracula and I Thought of You.
I Can't Believe It's Not Nintendo!
Did Somebody Say Nintendo?
Devon Knows How They Make Nintendo So Creamy.
Behold the Power of Your Mom.
Your Mom Just Feels Right.
We Build Your Mom.
Splash Your Mom All Over.
Get Serious. Get My Cock.
Aaahh, Bubba The Buttplug!
P-P-P-Pick Up A Bisexual Polar Bear.
Tastes Great, Less Penis.
Live in Your Ass, Play in Ours.

Think Obi.
Half the Obi, All the Taste.
Obi with the Less Fattening Centres.
Try Obi, You'll Like It.
There's no Wrong Way to Eat an Obi.
Obi - The Appetizer!

What is it with me being eaten?
Time for a new angle -

I Like the Merkin in You.
The Ultimate Merkin Machine.
Gonna Be a While? Grab a Merkin.
What Can Merkin Do For You?
Grab Life by the Merkin.

Don't know what a merkin is? Think pubic wig. 😉

Bet You Can't Eat A Woman's Privy Parts. [LMFAO]
There's More Than One Way To Eat An A Woman's Privy Parts.
It's a New A Woman's Privy Parts Every Day.

my, this is getting rather disturbing, I'll stop now...