You will piss your pants laughing at these.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/morepranks.shtml
These are calls made using a celebrity soundboard. Links to those soundboards (that you can make your own calls with, hehehe) are in the small text below the actual calls.
Twoof the most hilarious ones...
Miss Cleo #1 (all of them are VERY funny)
Full Metal Jacket #4
ROTFLMFAO, i haven't laughed that hard in a long time...
EDIT: OMFG THIS IS HILARIOUS http://users2.ev1.net/~prank/freejerky.htm SEE THE 2ND ONE DOWN
"sir, can i give you a coupon for your sick family?" "SHUT THE FUCK UP, MY DAUGHTER IS DYING BECAUSE OF YOUR PIZZA" "sir -" "SHUT THE FUCK UP"
Hahaha... Funny shit... Though, my favorite of all time...http://www.funkypages.com/coolsounds8/thaifood.php
Who really has the balls to call up a Thai Restaurant, and act like you're ordering food, but instead, saying rap singers and songs... Funny shit...
Thanks for the link Alex, funny stuff. I've been downloading them all over the past hour and a half, and they are some of the funniest things I've heard in awhile. I especially like the Bruce Willis ones, and the Howard Stern gets AOL, lol.
I didn't read your post because I was too disturbed by your avatar. It looks like some sort of rodent, really. What are you a zoophiliac or something?
Oh, and btw, it's not funny because they can't say whatever they want. They can only say what they have ripped off the tv show or wherever. What they're saying doesn't even make sense, so I don't see how it could be funny. But to each their own...
lol, that's some good shit...
*Sits listening to Dark Dude's pointless blabbing about how he's better than everyone, blah blah blah...*
Damn, these things are fucking funny! I liked the pizza guy and the dying family. LMAO. Thanks, I really needed this. 😊
I now know what to do when sales people call my house.
/me turns on his big speakers and opens the Chris Farley soundboard.
hehehe, those are great man.