Warning: Contains things that may be too dirrty for some of you.
Well, me and Lilith were bored so we decided to play a prank on my RL friend, Justin....I came up with the idea and Miz Lilith did her magic andwhat we got is a fucking funny chat log (I changed our names cuz Lilith said so but y'all should know mine..):
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You have just entered room "justinsuckscowballz."
Justin has entered the room.
Fiyah: 😮
Justin: fuck u dude.....
Justin: lol
Lilith: NO FUCK YOU
Fiyah: :P
Justin: whos this?
Fiyah: this hot gierl
Lilith: yup
Justin: ........
Fiyah: she goes to bonnabel
Lilith: I'm a junior
Fiyah: and you're hot
Justin: named?
Lilith: Julie
Justin: ...
Justin: cool
Justin: so...hello julie
Lilith: omg
Fiyah: u flirting with my girl?
Lilith: what's your name sugah?
Fiyah: ill kill u
Justin: justin
Justin: u wish....
Lilith: omg, what grade?
Justin: 10...y?
Lilith: are you...cute?
Fiyah: he looks like a pitbull
Justin: so so...
Fiyah: :|
Justin: eat shit cesar
Fiyah: :-X
Julie: you're not cute?! 😞
Justin: i dunno
Lilith: I'm sure you're just saying that
Lilith: you know how I love younger men
Lilith: let's fuck.
Justin: hell yea
Fiyah: oh, ur older by one year
Fiyah: :P
Justin: who..me or her
Fiyah: what a age gap
Fiyah: not u
Lilith: meet me at taco bell in 20 minutes]
Lilith: I'll already have condoms 😉
Fiyah has left the room.
Fiyah has entered the room.
kenage0rz has entered the room.
kenage0rz: ?
Fiyah: hey sexy
Justin: sorry babes...im in marrero.....
Lilith: but
Lilith: BUT
Lilith: *cries*
Lilith: hey sexy
Fiyah: rachie, u wanna hook up with my friend justin?
Lilith: how about YOU meet me at taco bell in 20 minutes?
kenage0rz: huh
Lilith: what
kenage0rz has left the room.
Lilith: lol
Fiyah: lol
Fiyah: she got offended
Lilith: she already left for taco bell0rz
Justin: lol
Fiyah: or that
Fiyah: yea..Julie is bi
Justin: cool
Lilith: too bad sexy justin can't cum watch us
Justin: i like that in a woman
Lilith: 😉
Justin: .....:'(
Fiyah: what r u doing today justina?
Lilith: =-O=-O< me and rachel having orgasms 8-)< justin0rz
Justin: ???? playin spades....goin 2 movies maybe....and
Fiyah: =-O
Justin: .........:-P
Lilith: O😊
Fiyah: dirrty
Fiyah: what movie?
Fiyah: harry potter?
Fiyah: hhahahaha
Fiyah: freak
Lilith: I LOVE HARRY POTTER
Fiyah: :|
Lilith: K>THX
Justin: ?....probably solaris...again
Lilith: omg I feel like making out
Fiyah: come over then
Lilith: ok
Justin: damn i wish i was back @ home...id be @ taco bell in a min...if that
Justin: ew...u2?
Lilith: what?
Lilith: WHAT
Justin: damnnn...julie...ur desperate
Fiyah: no she aint
Fiyah: she's a certified slut
Justin: lol
Lilith: I'm just always horny
Lilith: :P
Fiyah: those damn hormones
Justin: oh...i wanna meet u........
Lilith: 😃
Fiyah: i met her already
Fiyah: O😊
Lilith: I wanna blow somebody too 😉
Fiyah: :O
Justin: julie....wuts ur last name?................:-P
Lilith: I guess most girls say they wouldn't like that but I can't imagine not wanting to suck cock
Lilith: Sanders
Fiyah: lol
Fiyah: u dirrty
Lilith: 😊
Justin: DAMN
Lilith: damn what?
Justin: i wanna cum back home.....go 2 taco bell....
Lilith: hey cesarypoo, boy meets world is on
Fiyah: ok
Fiyah: its one of the old ones
Justin: i hate those
Fiyah: u look like feeny w/ short hait
Lilith: hey justin do you have a car? I really wanna try giving road head
Fiyah: ur dirrty
Justin: ill have 1 in a month...give me ur #........
Lilith: no way bitch
Lilith: I don't give out my number online
Justin: lol.
Fiyah: i got it
Fiyah: 😃
Lilith: hehe
Justin: thats the only girls # u got 2........
Fiyah: no
Fiyah: i got urs too
Lilith: you wanna have cyber sex?
Fiyah: who?
Fiyah: o.O
Justin: other than ur sisters...
Lilith: justin
Justin: yea
Lilith: or both of us
Lilith: I've always wanted to fuck two guys at once
Fiyah: i wan nachos
Justin: .........
Fiyah: no way
Lilith: I want Justin's cock oooohhhhh yeah baby
Fiyah: :/
Justin: i want u 2 have it
Lilith: I'd take very good care of it 😉
Justin: 😃
Lilith: but you'd have to take care of my hot wet tight pussy too
Justin: u aint gota worry bout that
Lilith: hehe
Lilith: so tell me how you'd like to do me so I can masturbate about it
Justin: id gently kiss ur inner thighs...while rubbing ur ass w/ my finger tips
Lilith: OMG YES
Lilith: OMGOMG
Justin: then slowly move 2 ur wet lips...
Lilith: omg and then0rz?!
Justin: id kiss ur pussy, workin my tounge into u....
Lilith: ohhhh yeeeeaaaaaahhhh baby
Justin: once i found ur clit id suck on it and nibble it gently
Lilith: omfg
Lilith: are you hard as fucking steel?
Lilith: 0rz
Justin: then...id slide my fingers into ur....yea...
Fiyah has left the room.
Justin: then...once u came id lick u up and start fuckin u
Justin: hard
Fiyah has entered the room.
Fiyah: i got idsconnnectred
Fiyah: :/
Lilith: how hard you sexy fiend?
Justin: so hard it hurts baby...my pants r about 2 split....
Fiyah: um
Lilith: OMG
Lilith: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS0rz
Fiyah: 0rz?
Fiyah: wazzat?
Lilith: are you hard right now? HARD AS FUCKING STEEL?!
Justin: yes.......now take care of it....
Lilith: oh you know I would baby
Lilith: all
Lilith: night
Lilith: LONG
Lilith: so
Justin: cesar told me 2 have u send me ur pic
Lilith: read any good books lately?
Fiyah: r u in heat julie?
Justin: lol...no
Lilith: I'm always in heat baby
Fiyah: oh yea
Fiyah: duh
Justin: u gonna send it?
Lilith: no
Lilith: I don't send stuff online k
Justin: oooo...
Lilith: you'd have to see me to believe me
Justin: i g2g
Lilith: NOOOO
Lilith: GIMME THAT HOT COCK
Justin: ill talk 2 yall later
Fiyah: ok
Fiyah: bye pitbull freak
Justin has left the room.
Lilith: lol
Lilith: BEST
Lilith: CHAT
Lilith: EVAH
Fiyah: LOL!!!!!!!111
Fiyah: YES!!!!!!!!111
Lilith: let me log it and send it to you
Fiyah: k>thnx
Fiyah: then i must go
Fiyah: (im makin nachos)
Lilith: [email][email protected][/email]?
Fiyah: yesm
Lilith: k
Fiyah: i wanna know what yall were talking about when i left
Fiyah: let us leave this awesome chat room
Fiyah: it reeks of cyber secks
Fiyah: lol
Fiyah has left the room.
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Ouch, my fingers hurt from all of that renaming...well even if you guys didn't think it was funny, me and Lilith did...we just thought we'd share it for entertainment purposes...