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so you've killed yourself a deer.....

10 replies · 2,181 views · Started 07 November 2002

and your not sure what to do with the head? no problem! apparently you can just toss it into a dumpster behind your local strip mall. at least that's the story i got from the local police department and game warden. this definately wins the prize for the weirdest thing i've seen this month:

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what the fuck? i mean...is this the redneck version of the mafia's horse head in your bed? i swear to god i'm a magnet for freakish people and occurences.

Originally posted by Jigglysaint
Doe!

actually, it is a buck. but one of it's antlers is broken off. which i would imagine is why it wasn't stuffed and mounted but i'm still not sure why or how it ended up in the dumpster.
and as a bonus, the box to the lower left of the head in the bottom picture is full of organs and various other bambi entrails.
icky-poo.

Ewww gross...>_< My dad has one mountainted on the wall beside his computer, but he doesn't do stuff like that, to his kills.

Perhaps if I had added the /Homer Simpson/ tag, it would have been funnier. I knew it wasn't a doe, but since it sounds the same as doh! Homer's trademark, I though it was kind of funny since a doe is a deer. Nevermind.

I doubt the person who did that could be charged with anything, since the box next to the head contained the entrails it was probably killed by a hunter.

It didn't look like a bad buck, it was at least a six pointer before it lost it's other antler. That probably is the reason it's head was thrown away, the hunter probably saw it in the woods and thought it had a full rack. After he shot it he realized it only had 1/2 a rack and got so mad that he cut the dead deer's head off and threw it in a dumpster.

Of course, I liked the redneck mafia version of the story too 😃

heh...they're not going to do anything as far as i know because it's not illegal. that's the part i thought was really odd. i would have thought there would be some sort of disposal procedure for things like that, but what do i know? but if the deer was butchered at a shop, why did the butcher return the head?