Dear Heavens My Eyes Are Burning

8 replies · 1,580 views · Started 22 October 2002

AtmaWeapon 22 Oct 2002, 13:31

http://www.globalpetroleum.com/

found this site in MC Hawkins's links.... never seen anything like it... it's so awful it's not even funny....

BEFORE YOU DIE, YOU SEE GLOBAL PETROLEUM

it wants you
it wants you
it wants you
it wants you
it wants you
it wants you

goKi 22 Oct 2002, 13:41

haha, that is horrible.. i laughed. lots

theplustwo 22 Oct 2002, 16:13

Woah, scaling text! From back in the day when the internet didn't actually have to have any useful content, and web pages just used any stupid looking gimmicks they could conjour up.... wait, thats how it still is today...

Cyclone 22 Oct 2002, 16:54

Yup, I think I want some of that...😊

😊

😮dd:

:sweat:

:laughing:

That is so damn ridiculous. What is the point of that whole broken images thing?

Cyclone

DarkDragoonX 22 Oct 2002, 17:00

It's like they hired a heroin addict to write html for them or something. :laughing:

obi 22 Oct 2002, 18:09

Hmm, Seiesmic button...
here's the html that I think will do the trick -


<form name="http://209.15.29.54/message.htm" target="-self">
  <p><input
  type="submit" onClick="shake(2)" value="SEISMIC  test"
  style="background-color: rgb(255,255,255); color: rgb(255,255,255); font-family: Arial Narrow; font-size: small">
  </p>
</form>

Hmm, that does nout, oh well...:laughing:

Lone Wolf 22 Oct 2002, 19:17

that was odd...

teddyboy420 23 Oct 2002, 16:45

Originally posted by DarkDragoonX
It's like they hired a heroin addict to write html for them or something. :laughing:

Why would it have to be a heroin addict? Real funny

Blonde799 23 Oct 2002, 16:57

It gets a -10/10 on the confortability scale.

Dear heavens, my eyes ARE burning!!! :angry: :angry:

I need my glasses to read this ridiculously small text...