ok, here's the situation. my mom turns 40 next weekend. i live a couple hundred miles away, and don't feel like going home 2 weekends in a row. i need a good prank/joke to rub the fact that she is 40 in her face. ne ideas?:confuse2:
Suggestions
Impregnate a girl....
Then scream "your gonna be a grandmother!!!! BOOYAH!!!!!111" to your mom.
Crap... he took mine.
ok, short of impregnating a girl, any other ideas?
Have someone else paint her hair white when she's asleep.😃
Tell her your're gay (if you're strait) or strait (if you're gay).
You could try actually being nice to your mom, seeing as she's about to turn 40 and that can be a stressful event in a person's life.
Rather than painting her hair white, paint your hair white! :mischief:
be nice to my mom?😱 how do you do that?😮dd:
Really point out how old she's gonna be when she turns 40, with all the evil details. :evil:
Linus
right. what i'm looking for is a fairly inventive way of doing that. thought you guys might have some ideas
Glue a beard onto her while she's sleeping and bleach her hair. 😃
ok, i will not be anywhere near her. i'm not going home due to the sheer volume of work i have to do. so something i can do with out being near her
Go to bluemountain.com and send her a card that has 100 candles on it?
For these sorts of things you would need to ask Mander!! She is truly evil!!
the chibi senshi of death has a somewhat decent idea. give her the best party of her life.....and then tell her on of the folowing.....
1: her checking account was spent for this party
2: she has to pay for the party
3: i like cheese
4: 
and then after telling her any of the above, say that you're joking and then yell happy birthday!
Yeah, but he is not going near his mom. He needs a prank that he can tell her or something. As for me, I don't have any ideas. I'll get back to you though, when I think of one.