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The new Highschool fad... Bisexual Polar Bears!!!

18 replies · 3,347 views · Started 04 October 2002

Ok, I was bored... Its homecoming week, so everyone's having fun, but something went through my mind... A lot of people in my school, A LOT, will find Zelda64GLD humorous... So, I decided to print aout a bunch of copies on his famous "BISEXUAL POLAR BEAR" speech... and taped it to lockers... I didn't know what was gonna happen, in fact I didn't think it was gonna be big, but durring our Pep Rally, we've had people yelling "Bisexual Polar Bears!!!" or "Slam your keyboard like this" and slamming their fists on the bleechers, or even "take your Bisexual Polar Bear Medifications!!!" So, I guess I have Z64GLD to thank for making today's laughs... And, just to think... none of them know about AGN!!! What if this thing goes national? or international? Damn, I hope this catches on ^_^

Originally posted by Mr.Cow..
And your an asswipe for taking credit for what someone else originally created

First off, don't flame... I didnt take offense of that (heh, that's actually one of my favorite words... lol... asswipw...), but... meh...

Secondly... I'm not taking credit for it... I put his name right there for Chrissake... And they don't even know I did it...

I'm confused. My grade's pep rally theme was based on aliens.

I had green pipe-cleaners on my head like antennas, lol.

Originally posted by Dracula
First off, don't flame... I didnt take offense of that (heh, that's actually one of my favorite words... lol... asswipw...), but... meh...

Secondly... I'm not taking credit for it... I put his name right there for Chrissake... And they don't even know I did it...

alright alright sry you shoulda clarified that

Originally posted by Mr.Cow..
alright alright sry you shoulda clarified that

Don't worry, it's no problemo... I was just hoping that not everone else had that reaction... I mean, c'mon... It's the ALL YOUR BASE thing all over again... It was posted on a message board, people laugh at it, people modify it, it becomes a great craze all over the world, etc... Now, imagine... If this thing DOES go crazy, our Zelda64GLD will be a new nerd-god!!! I'm just trying to help the guy here... I mean, he joined, he spammed, he got banned... He has no AGN right now, so his life MUST be petty empty... So, I say... PEP RALLY!!! BISEXUAL POLAR BEAR style!!! (that didn't sound right, did it?)

It's gonna be so funny if you get jumped Monday at school for doing that and everyone's saying that it is funny so your feelings won't get hurt.

Besides cow, what kind of a shallow idiot would you have to be in order to get angry that zeldag4gld wasn't getting credit for a homecoming pep rally? Jesus Christ.:laughing:

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This is a 95% exact copy of what Driller said (except added "?/" effects). Too bad you're not with "TEH GYA ZAFP BTAS" because they are the Cursed Treasuary's "BISXEUAL POLAR BARES".

Originally posted by 5Qusetonui5

Too bad you're not with "TEH GYA ZAFP BTAS" because they are the Cursed Treasuary's "BISXEUAL POLAR BARES".

True, yet the whole entire world of Castlevania has their "BISXEUAL POLAR BARES"...

BISEXAUL HUPMIGN IGRO TIHNGEIS!!!!!!!!!111
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Originally posted by Mr.Cow..
And your an asswipe for taking credit for what someone else originally created

Originally posted by Mr.Cow..
Proud to be a KTC PALADIN
lmao

I tried to get it to catch on at my school, but the redneck majority there was too stupid to figure out what Z64gld was saying.