- Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out. See how many you can do at a time.
- Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
- When someone says, "Have a nice day," say you have other plans.
- Dance naked in front of your pets.
- Tape pictures of your boss on watermelons and launch them from high places.
- Leaf through "National Geographic" and draw underwear on the natives.
- Tattoo "Out to Lunch" on your forehead.
- Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day.
- Buy a box of condoms. Ask the cashier where the fitting rooms are, and ask for help.
- Read the dictionary backwards and look for subliminal messages.
- Bill your doctor for time spent in his waiting room.
- Replace the filling of a Twinkie with ketchup and put it back in the wrapper.
- Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they�re in jail.
- Braid the hairs in each nostril.
- Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you.
- Pay your electric bill in pennies.
- Drive to work in reverse.
- Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.
- Polish your car with earwax.
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