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America's Army

7 replies · 1,563 views · Started 09 September 2002

Yeah...it's gonna come out by the end of this year supposedly...I'm not gonna install it....it's gonna have spyware and government mind control and pink ham-hams!

Exactly... The pink ham-hams are getting everyone now...

Apparently, you think it's a game, but when you put it in your computer, you get a message of a drill instructor yelling at you,

"Alright, you lard-ass... You think playin' games is cool, huh? I got a game for ya... GET YOUR ASS OF THE CHAIR AND GIVE ME 20!!! So, you pissed your pants huh? GIVE ME 20 MORE!!! So, you're panting? GIVE ME 40!!! Alright, have I pushed you far enough? You thought this was a game? IT'S REAL SONNY!!! GIVE ME 80!!! C'mon, pussy!!! Get up!!! You're mama aint here ta help yar ass, now. You want to be in America's Army? THEN GIVE ME 120!!!!!!!!!"