You Thought the Barney is on the Run Thread was Scary...

not to sound stupid or anything (and i think i'll regret this later but) who in the hell is tinky-winky? if i'm gonna role-play in this thread i wanna at least know about some of the characters i'll be manipulating for pure comedy. :P

tinky winky (i think) is a teletubby. i have no idea what kind of game it is, but i want to join...

[mrz]if tw is indeed a tele-killer, then there is only one solution to his reign of gayness.....*pullsout anime mallet from sub-space pocket*TW NO BAKA! *chases tinky with the mallet every so often smooooshing his head full of gayness into the floor*
i feel better. :kawaii:

When mrz smooshed Tinky-Winky's head, his whole body became flat and now he can sneak in to your bedroom at night and do *ahem* unpleasant things to you...

[mrz]no biggie. i can just either stick a towel under the door or i could cast destructive magic spells on him and maybe even send him to the x-zone. :kawaii:

Man this is so cheesy! It is a rip off of my story way back when there was Role Players Realm! Oh well anyways tinky winky can't do *ahem* unpleasant things. If you notice hi name is TINKY winky!

Since Tinky-Winky Is mushed catch him on fire

Lets BURN TWINKY!!!!!

BURN HIM TO HELL shoot him up with bullets

[mrz]and then for good measure smooooosh him with mallet-sama. *smoooooooshes tk with mallet-sama*

*Lobotomizes TW with a runaway arc welder*

Bwahahahaha!

[mrz] anf if that weren't enough, i'll cast a spell on him! *begins chanting a magic spell* Pure light, shine on bloody impurity! HOLY!
*tk is surrounded by a white light and is blasted by the most powerful of white magic spells*

[tk]hark, i am dead. *falls over*

[mrz]:kawaii:
[ami]

SWE-well that was short, let's bring out the radioactive cross-dressing LaLa for the year 3999.

Brings out the creature

SWE-First one to bring back it's head gets a pepermint.

[mrz]OH! PEPPERMINT! IT SHALL BE MINE! *charges at lala with his sword the seraphim blade and a spell already at hand* Inscribe the dark god into a rotting corpse! FLARE! *lala is fried by dark fiery magic of Flare, the strongest of black magic* time to cut you down to size! *several gashes now appear on lala. very deep gashes that ooze out blood of the damned* DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! *all that is left is lala's head and a severed arm lying on the ground* MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT PEPPERMINT S AS GOOD AS MINE! *insane look on his face* :evil:

You'll have to carry that weight. *Throws the rest of the spilled guts placed in a bag at mrz*

[mrz]PEEPPERMINT!
[swe]😮dd: here it is.....weido.....:sweat:
[mrz]YUMMYY! PEPPERMINT! *devoures said candy, wrapper and all* GOOD! 😱 *runs around in circles on a sugar high and then runs right into a tree and falls to he floor*
[swe]:sweat:

We should rip tinky winky head off and piss down his throat

[zombie]*pissing down tk's ripped off throat. notices people are watching him* how'd you know that was what i was gonna do?
[mrz]because, silly we're on a sugar high! *zips away*
[obi]:reading:
[swe]:sweat:you maybe but not us.
[masamune]*zips by drinking hotsauce*
[swe]😮dd: ok, most of us.....:sweat: