A women police officer pulled over a man for DUI, and said,
"You are under arrest. Anything you say, can and will be held
against you."
The drunk replied, "Tits."
Quick thinking from a drunk man
AAahahhahah!!!! Where did you hear this? That's funny as hell man. That's the only reason why I watch "Cops" anymore is becuase of the stoned or drunken people who say the dumbest things. They get their 15 seconds of fame, looking stupid.
LOL. Smart guy....
lmao, thats the funniest thing i have heard in ages 😊
I wonder if he he got his wish.... =)
Originally posted by EWild
I wonder if he he got his wish.... =)
No, knowing the exagerated brutality of the police, his response was probably hastily ignored before being shoved into a police cruiser.
Some cops can be real asses, especially a really butch female officer, I bet if that was said to one of those bull-dike cops she would've beat the hell out of the poor guy. :whap:
sidenote: I wish a hot lady cop would pull me over and molest me, then I'd get a chance to use my nightstick on her.
HA, last time I saw a guy say "shit" ( thats dutch for "d@nm" ):naughty:.