Appreciate your wang a bit tonight. Hold it a little longer before you go to sleep. Treat it to a wonderful meal. Let it know that you care about it. It goes through a lot for you... isn't it about time you gave some back?
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Sweetness. Now a reason to hold my wang longer. =) Now what made you think of this? Not that's this is a bad thing. =)
My wife has a custom made wang holder, so she takes care of it for me.
And I like that. 😉
Hahaha, thats random, but funny. 😊
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Ummmm.... ooook?
LoL
Is it national "Take care of your wang day" today. I must have missed it on the news. 😃
... Right.. You're abit odd, C.
Yes I take care of my wang...
*pet's wang, wang purrs, 
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OOPS!!! Sorry guys!!!
Isn't he always? Heh it's the national "bang your wang" event
Well, I didn't feed my wang, but I did eat almost all of 8 thick white homemade slices (I don't like the crust) and fed the crusts to my dog. She was quite ecstatic.
You mean that I should've fed those crusts to my "wang"?
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Everyday is national "bang your wang" day. Especially five minutes ago.
-C
*cough* loser....
Is there any link to some news post on this?