So I steal my dads cell phone, go into my room, and use it to call my mom, who is in the living room. I then pretend to be an angry landscaping client (she's a landscape designer). When I get caught, my dad blows this big fart right as he starts to yell at me. Then he burps at the end. lol So I tell him that we are just going to hook up two turbines, one on his mouth and one on his butt, and use him to generate electricity for our house.
hahaha
I don't know I suppose you had to be there.:laughing:
:lol:
I can imagine it now...
Beldaran OWNS family!!
Father can produce electricity!!
So after your grounded, then what?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Man that is funny! When I first started to read it I thought you were gonna say he blew the fart right in your face as the punishment. Didn't know what I was thinking.
Originally posted by Jigglysaint
So after your grounded, then what?
Grounded? No way. I'm almost 21 and I go to college. This is my last year at home as I will be leaving for University next year.
Stop making excuses.. Theres no shame for being grounded... We have all been there and done that...😉
Originally posted by Drunken Tiger
Stop making excuses.. Theres no shame for being grounded... We have all been there and done that...😉
what? lol I'm not even in trouble. They know it was a joke. My mom thought it was funny.:laughing:
Oh in that case.... Do it again and ring your mom pretending to be your dads wife!!
lol
That�s funny.
It never helps when you mess up your words or fart or trip on something when you are in parent mode and yelling about something. It just kind of takes away the authoritative figure, ya know.
I am only 15, and yet I have never been grounded in my life... cool parents I guess 😊
I have never been grounded either... I guess im a good boy...😛
I've been grounded, but never for more than a week... usually for 'talking back', otherwise known as generally getting on my mother's bad side by wearing jackets in the summer or going for the hairstyle I'm trying for or leaving my room in the messy state it is, and then talking at the wrong moment when she brings it up. Of course, it often doesn't hold in effect; she tends to let me off after a few days for some reason.
Its because deep down she knows that she is wrong!! Push her harder and she will fall to you!!!:sb:
Or maybe ask nicely. :shrug:
I've never been "grounded". My brother and sister have. They are bad kids.
Hah!! Funny! I've been grounded 2wice, but nothing major... just no "nintendo" (even though I had PS1 then!) or leaving house or something... heh.. there was still a computer!! hahaha! I never got in real trouble.. I didn't even get many wuppins... :laughing: I think the last time i got in trouble like that, was when I was 7!!
I've never been grounded in my life! Never had a detention, supention or never got exspelled! I am a really good boy.