MONPOLY
( sung to the tune of the beatles' "Yesterday" )
Monopoly,
Gates' Empire grew so harmlessly,
Now it looks as though we'll ne'er be free,
Oh I believe, in Monopoly.
Suddenly,
Big Brother is always watching me,
It's not half the net it used to be,
Oh, Monopoly, came suddenly.
Why, he, had to own,
I don't know, he wouldn't say;
Courts, wai...ted too long,
Now Gates has, Monopoly.
Monpoly,
Freeware used to be so easy,
Now I'd give anything just to flee,
From Mr. Gates', Monopoly.
(repeat chorus and last stanza)