<weDge> So I had a girlfriend for all of 9 months. She dropped by one afternoon when I was sick with a pan of brownies and a video tape with the simpsons on it (my favorite show). so I start eating the brownies and turn on the tape. midway through it, it cuts to her sucking off some dude. he nuts in her mouth, she looks at the camera, and says "you're dumped. enjoy the brownies" - and spits the mouthful of cum into a bowl of brownie mix. fucked up huh? I want to die.

I feel sorry for that dude :lol: .

<@Logan> I spent a minute looking at my own code by accident.
<@Logan> I was thinking "What the hell is this guy doing?"

My favorite one so far.

obi 10 Jul 2002, 21:34

::: [email protected]> _YOU ([email protected])
~ _YOU HAVE RECEIVED A FATAL ERROR, PRESS ALT + F4 TO REPAIR THIS IMMEDIATELY
::: [email protected]> _YOU ([email protected]); ...
::: [email protected]> BlueBold ([email protected]); Leaving
::: [email protected]> ic3d ([email protected]); Leaving
::: [email protected]> CoolJeff4 ([email protected]); Leaving

<madthink> what does putting sugar in someones gas tank do
<maff> I heard when you start the engine cinnamon rolls come out
<maff> with frosting and everything
<madthink> i need to get revenge in the worst way
<maff> cinnamon rolls arent really revenge

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<civicsi> uhhh
<civicsi> HOW DID YOU GET MY NAME?
<Tokae> we are l33t
<Darn> haha he hacked you
<KK> shutup jason
<civicsi> how did you do that?
<Tokae> you will be fuct over jason if you act out of line.
<KK> Mr Preston
<civicsi> I hope you know that I have logs of all hacking attempts
<civicsi> and I WILL forward them to the DOJ

<evenpar123> I think I'm losing it...
<Slant> evenpar123: Losing what?
<evenpar123> my ability to tell the difference between games and reality
<evenpar123> Just today, I was driving down a street, and saw a building that had sunlight reflecting off it...
<evenpar123> And I thought "Damn....these are some nice graphics..."
<evenpar123> It was horrible...
<evenpar123> ugh

the last one is my most fave 😊

inori 10 Jul 2002, 21:43

<eltawater> anyone know the name of a (mathematical) function which calculates how many times a number M fits into a number N?
<eltawater> i.e. 20,4 = 5
<eltawater> ?
<Biddle> Division?
<eltawater> er
<eltawater> *smacks head into desk*

Beldaran 10 Jul 2002, 23:26

LMAO!

"<Thrash|Zzz> YAY HARRY POTTER ON DVD
<Khross{killme}> O_O
<Khross{killme}> I WILL BE BACK SHORTLY
<Khross{killme}> Oh wait I'm heterosexual."

SSJ3500 11 Jul 2002, 03:36

The one about the grandma with AIM is hilarious, funny site... disturbing... yet funny...

Mini-Me 11 Jul 2002, 03:43

"(synak) have you ever had to take a shit so bad, but you didnt want to leave irc that you just ended up shittign your pants? .. well, i just did .. computers are cool."

hahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!! 😮dd:

"<Corndog24> the corndog got dumped tonight
<The_Freak> Don't worry Corn, you're still cousins, right?"

can you say redneck??? :blah:

Paradox 11 Jul 2002, 03:57

ROFLMFAO!!!!!! THEY'RE HILARIOUS...
i gotta put some of these in my sig..

Mini-Me 11 Jul 2002, 04:21

"(idea) i just spent 10 mins troubleshooting my cdr because it said that my blank cd "was not ready
(idea) turns out i accidently put in one of those clear cd things at the bottom of the cake box"

😃