Computer Networks comparing to Family trees

Linux <-----> that crazy cousin with the spiked hair and cool guitar. Parents won't speak with him.

Mac <---------> that annoying uncle who's rich but always alone. Thinks hes better than everyone else.

Windows <---------> The grandpa; always lying about his past accomplishments and forcing everyone to lug him around.

Computer with windows and linux on dual boot <---------> eewwww gross that spiky haired cousin moved in with grandpa and now they sleep together!

unix- the kid no one talks to or know exists.

UNIX <---------> can't even speak english but claims to be a part of the family. No one beleieves him except his son, Linux.

Java - <----------> The tramp who's slept with everyone in the family.

Originally posted by Masamune
unix- the kid no one talks to or know exists.

Don't you mean UNIX <----> many eunuchs 😃