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Wow, "Wand of Gamelon" really DID suck

15 replies · 2,527 views · Started 18 June 2002

^_^; .... That is the oddest looking thing I have ever seen, simply put.

And for goodness sake, why would someone want to play a helpless, basically useless Princess in the first place anyway?

wow, #6 on the worst games of all time list? That's cruel.

I had to laugh at this though :laugh:

"Ten years ago, a group of cruel scientists kidnapped a retarded kid, blindfolded him, filled his helmet with bees, and demanded that he draw cartoons. Those cartoons were later used as The Legend of Zelda: Wand of Gamelon cutscenes."

Hey now, come of it. I own #11 Heroes of the lance and could almost describe it as fun.

I also own #1 ET the extraterestrial.

ET is a piece of crap ITS IMPOSSIBLE!

I saw that web page long ago. But Wand of Gamelon is FAR from the 6th worst game of all time:

Michael Jordan in the Windy City, Shaq Fu, Bebe's Kids, Superman 64, Mike Piazza's Winning Run...

I would just like to be the first one to say that 'Bible Adventures' does not suck. That game is funny as all get-up. 😃

Originally posted by JJMaxx
I would just like to be the first one to say that 'Bible Adventures' does not suck. That game is funny as all get-up. 😃

So maybe you can answer this question: How do I get Noah to go left?

That's a parody of Electronic Gaming Monthly's worst games ever feature. The 3 CD-I Zelda's tied for the place they were in. A lot of that was copied word for word with some things changed to make it funnier.

Originally posted by Mak-X
That's a parody of Electronic Gaming Monthly's worst games ever feature. The 3 CD-I Zelda's tied for the place they were in. A lot of that was copied word for word with some things changed to make it funnier.

I beleive it was his article to begin with.

Except he left out some cursing in the EGM edition, for obvious reasons. (Parents who overprotect their kids and think that a curse word is gonna make their kids blow up their school)

Hahaha... I've never seen a good review for that game. This happens to be the worst review of it I've ever seen. :lol:

It is pretty funny though how after reading that article I seem to know less about wand of gamelon than I did before... hmmm

It is probably for the best that you did not know about the game. It would have severly degraded your opinion of the movie.