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The person above me.

4817 replies · 830,362 views · Started 27 May 2002

^ woke up with a stomach ache, headache, back ache, Advil, Tylenol, Peptol, slept so long realised ^'s world is wrong.
<best < could do

^ Lame
^ Could have done better
< thinks that people aren't supposed to wake up at 10:30, when redheads can't sleep
< new rule, so ha!

^who needs sleep, never gonna get it, who needs sleep, tell < what's that for, who needs sleep, be happy with what ^'s getting, there's a guy who;s been awake since the second world war

^ Sure
< Doesn't consort with zombies
< Prefers aliens, Martians to be precise, named Chris to be more precise

^ Yeah? Well, lyrics away then!
< Isn't very patient and doesn't like waiting
< Just decided it's hokie eating month
< rocks

^carrotland's calender is missing a letter
<It's "Meet your hokie" month, not "eet your hokie month"
<i've made it already? news to me
^about time you showed up

^ Had to work, ya know?
< Had to update too and return a *couple* of comments
< Nope, eat your hokie month
< Can read and write, unlike some
< Befriends her food too, < very nice

^may not have noticed the link in ^^'s post. especially if ^'s using the ZC theme
<has a new game. a new pirate game
<ARG!!!

^ Yeah?
< Noticed but didn't click on it
< Thought < might not like it, so why bother
< Ok, just clicked. <'s still eating ^

^ Right
< only sees food protesting not wanting to be eaten
< Lady's don't protest, they say things as they are
< Logic

<'ll give ^ stars and the moon and a soul to guide you, And a promise <'ll never go, <'ll give ^ hope to bring out all the life inside ^, And the strength that will help ^ grow, <'ll give ^ truth and a future that's twenty times better, Than any Hollywood plot."
And ^ thought, "< know, ^ would rather have a yacht."

^ Right
< Met a man without a dollar to his name
< Met a man who spent his like out on the road
< Met a man who had a fortune in the bank

And ^ took a breath, And ^ got ^'s yacht, And the years went by, And it never changed , And it never grew, And ^ never dreamed, And ^ woke one day, And ^ looked around, And ^ thought, "My God...
^'ll never have the moon."

^ Fat chance
< Martian < knows is a man of peace
< Will sweep < off <'s feet to safety
< Wins!
< Lights out, hokie!

If we shadows have offended,
Think but this, and all is mended,
That V have but slumber'd here
While these visions did appear.
And this weak and idle theme,
No more yielding but a dream,
Gentles, do not reprehend:
if V pardon, <^ will mend:
And, as < am an honest hokie,
If <^ have unearned luck
Now to 'scape the serpent's tongue,
<^ will make amends ere long;
Else the hokie a liar call;
So, good night unto you all.
Give me V hands, if <^ be friends,
And DBH shall restore amends.

^ay, there's the rub;
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause: there's the respect