^ only likes some pirates
The person above me.
^double poster(the heck? carrot?)
<didn't post on <'s birthday
<went on a date instead
^now ^^ is a poster no more
<doesn't care about that and posts in everybody's birthday
<posts when < feels like it and not to return a favor
<is glad ^ went on a date
<was out early today for an unpleasant thingy
^urrh?
< didn't wanted to double post... (What the?)
v knew it
^knew what?
^^unpleasent thingy?
<is home now. yay!
^ is home, home sweet home again
< wants to know why ^^^ says < is a poster no more
^but ^^^^ wasn't talking about ^
^^^^ was talking about ^^^ who had a double post deleted
<is waiting for 12:30 so < can eat lunch with chick < digs
^good for you
<oops, did it again
<had to uncheck around 1500 posts, must have forgotten 3 in the end...
^has tacky boxing gloves
^ Doesn't realize that they are NOT boxing gloves
< Sniggers because he knows what they really are...
V Knows what they are?(Don't tell)
^ doesn't realize that I posted next
^doesn't realize that my arch enemy from another forum kidnaped sasami
^probally mad
<ran out of thigs to say
<is a weakling
<can't lift 10 pounds without breaking an arm
< Is dead
< Is stupid
< is an idiot
< Isn't the master of anything but food
< has no money
< goes places wearing old rags
^ Is wrong, Sasami's still here.
^ Needs to be commited
< Doo dee doo
V Spam? 😊
^hawaiians like spam
<likes hawaiian food
<should go find someone to cook < hawaiian food
^not too hard to find
^must not eat alone, but take chick ^ digs tomorrow
<also likes hawaiian food
^ Likes hawaiian food
< Never tried hawaiian food
V M0r3 5p4m?(Translation: More Spam?)
^should try some
<'s best friend's mom is hawaiian
<pratically lived over there last summer
<ate with chick < digs at lunch today
^good for you
<already knew that
<was suggesting something for tonight with chick ^ digs
<never been to Hawaii
^ and ^^ are always talking about chick ^^ digs
< has been to Hawaii (the airport... at midnight... for an hour)
V also has not been to Hawaii
^not yet anyhow
<will go to hawaii and stay with friends grandparents
<might go to richmond with chick < digs tomorrow
<is always talking abotu said chick because < digs her and she leaves for college soon
^^is jealous?
^obvious and is right
<wonders why ^ is at home and posting (should have been out with chick ^ digs)
<waiting for an old friend to pick up <
<likes talking about people < and ^ dig
^ enjoys discussion of those who are "digged"
< is not jealous, but would like to point out that there is a thing called IM (but anything to keep this thread interesting...)
< now presents a kitten :kitty:
^right! only kitten < likes is ck
<prefers dogs
<thanks ^ for the info, < was unaware of the existence of such device
<aims to please and amuse...:evil:
<doesn't like to be told what to do :sb:
^woohoo for dogs
<is sorely tempted to make a crack about ^ getting back in the kitchen
<will refrain from said crack
<prefers to stay on ^'s good side
^smart guy!
<likes guys who think first
<does no good in a kitchen unless one wants to die of hunger or food poisoning
<will do far better aiming for the White House
^should try running for governer of california
<got laptop back form tech support today. yay!
<can listen to <'s mass of MP3's now!
^ has laptop and music
^^ is more likely to be president than make edible food?
< proposes a doggy emoticon, and more cows
< can cook anything, so long as it's pasta
^^at long last got laptop back
^good for you
^proves < point
<asks if ^ and ^^ have ever seen a female chef
<thinks cooking is a men's business and should stay that way
<will run for governor one day
<already has her own smiley ( :waggle: )
^actually i have
<chick < digs cooks. and owes < a batch of cookies
< owes her a $100 date
< also owes her a bedtime story
^woo hoo
^so pay up
<bets won't get a detailed report
<thinks if ^ wants cookies, ^ can go buy some ready made
<was talking about restaurant chefs (good to great cooks)
^you've never gotten a detailed report, have you?
<doesn't know what all a detailed report entails
Vwill enlighten me