The person above me.

^ah-ha
^is jealous of <
<is having lots of fun

^ What? Having half a joke left?
^ How could < be jealous of ^?
^ Never makes sense.
< Always does.
< Rules supreme.

< blunders in with torn clothes and wailing about some sort of monster before being dragged back outside by some sort of huge claw.
^ only rules her own little patch, which about 3 square feet and filled with frogs, for some reason.
^^ makes perfect sense. If you're drunk.
< stumbles back in, torn and bloody, and freely admits he may not have gotten the gist of this thread before being yanked back outside by that bloody claw again.
^ and ^^ laugh at <'s misfortune.

^doesn't know that ^ and ^^ fight all the time and have a father in common.
<knows this and watches the fights very amused.

< assumes that when ^ says ^^ and ^^^ he actually means ^^^ and ^^^^, becuase < is fairly sure that <'s father didn't travel halfway across the world just to sleep with ^^^'s mother 25-ish years ago. Unless, of course, ^^^'s father is <'s as well, which would make more sense since < has very little in common with <'s father and may well be more like ^^^'s father. < will have to meet ^^^'s father and see with <'s own eyes.

:sly:

^ & ^^ Are starting to make less sense then this thread's regulars.
^ Couldn't be father of a redhead.
^^ Should stop being so amused.
< Is very happy to have new potential frogs. :sb:

^ could well be lying and just dying her hair red.
< is impervious to froggie spells, what with him being a Dark Lord of the Sith and all.
^ misread ^^'s post. ^^ was talking about ^^'s father, rather then ^^ himself. Do keep up. 😎
^^^ has every right to be amused.
< is tired and going to bed soon, so night night all.

^ Night? It's still so early! Even for a Brit < thinks.
< Knows that no one is immune to <'s spells.

< points out that it's nearly 11:00 and < was up very early this morning.
^ seems to be forgetting that < is obviously impervious to her spells, because if < was a frog, < wouldn't be able to type properly.

^ Why not? A hokie does.
^ Needs to learn new skills.
< Is a night owl, but don't spend <'s evening surfing the web.

^ knows as well as < that a hokie is SPECIAL.
< really must be off to bed soon, as < is getting rather tired indeed.
^ must stop posting in these games so < can get some not-at-all-earned rest.

^ Sure thing.
^ Needs toothpicks for ^'s eyelids.
< Thinks still a hokie is only special in a Frenchman's belly.

^pfft
<not a frog.
<still human
^so ha!
<tired as hell though. early bedtime for hokie tonight

^ Tired because of what?
^ Still frog.
< Tired and should go to bed too, 5 hours after ^.

< is up again!
^ can have her toothpicks back, if ^ wants them.
^^ may well be a frog, but (as has already been established) is a SPECIAL frog. Ya know, with magic powers and stuff.

^ No, thank you.
< Is a night owl and sleeps very little.
^^^ Has no magic actual frog and ex smoked turkey leg.
< Is trying a new spell. < Is sure everyone will love it.

< is very hot and has had to change t-shirt three times today so far.
^ is making even less sense then usual.
< is not afraid of ^'s new spell. In fact, < DARES ^ to cast it on him first.

^ah-ha
</me knows what the new spell is
^^always late, and always blaming it on <

^^ Should be very afraid.
^ Yeah? maybe it's because of ^ most of the time?

< is a Dark Lord of the Sith. The only people who frighten < are <'s parents.
^ needs to buy ^^ a watch.

^^ not <'s fault you spend too much time talking to <
^nope, i've got a good one i've had for 5 years. don't wanna replace it

In that case, ^ needs to syncronise ^'s watch with ^^^'s.

^^ Fine! The next time ^^ needs <, *someone* as in <, will go AWOL.
< Has a lot of alarm clocks and watches. They do no good.
< Is worse than ^'s parents.

^get back here. as in now.
<didn't get <'s e-mail as < left work for class at 11:30
<will see it tomorrow

^ needs to set all his watches & clocks forward by an hour.
NOBODY is worse then <'s parents, not even ^^.

^ Doesn't work. All of them are set forward by 30 minutes, except my wrist watch, but I know it.
^^ Is playing at work right now.

< is out of ideas then.
^^^ needs to learn how to read ^'s mind.

^hahahahahahahaha
<even if < could read ^^'s mind, < wouldn't b e able to understand it. she's a woman, ergo, she 's confusing

^ Never complained before.
< Doesn't think anyone could read <'s mind. Only one Martian almost can... almost.

< understands ^'s plight. Women are the one mystery in life which will never be solved.
< prepares to defend himself against being froggied by ^^^