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Eating?

12 replies · 3,098 views · Started 19 May 2002

Since Mr. 207 wanted to know who here drinks, I've decided to make a little poll. How many of you eat? If other, then explain.

lol

Voted other, I mostly splash around and play with my food then smash it up and put it into a blender (have you ever put a live frog in a blender and then hit the liquify button?) and then open the hatch and inhale.
Great way to injest food and burn calories at the same time.

Other.
I've found that there is a much more efficient meethod of consuming food.
I simply shove it up my ass and into my stomach. j/k

I'm surprised that spammers didn't get to this topic first, and your replies are well thought out. I now present to you each a Delbrekian soldier's blade. Use it wisely.

When I made a poll about drinking, I was referring to drinking alcohol.

But in answer to your question, yes I eat. I eat everyday.

I don't need to eat, because I designed a special electron paritcle recalucator beam emmiter. Whenever my body requires fuel, I mearly engage the beam unto my stomach, causing an asymptomatic energy reaction which creates nonpoisenous nutrients, thereby bypassing the ability to grow fat and removing one of the two main factors that cause aging. Unfortunatly, my electron particle recalucator beam emmiter is impossible to recreate and it's designs are incomprehendable and inexplainable to anyone who is not a chosen one of the uniplex knowledge matrix, much like many of my plans and how they require me to trip, fall, drop things, and get lost; therefore, I cannot explain it nor my plans to any of you, nor can I explain the uniplex knowledge matrix.

I don't eat. Photosynthesis is a much more efficient method of gaining nutrients. If for whatever reason it is cloudy out, or I have the curtains drawn, I simply go into hybernation.

I'm almost always hungry and when I eat I eat a whole lot. I'm on the comp the whole day, eat a lot and don't gain any weight. 😃

I used to eat, but then I urinated on an electric fence, therefor I have no need to ingest substances.
How I'm working this keyboard, however, is a mystery even to me.