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The Geography of a woman

14 replies · 3,031 views · Started 18 May 2002

>The Geography of a Woman
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>Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia.
>She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland
>around the fertile deltas.
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>Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan.
>Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade,
>especially with countries with cash or cars.
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>Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain.
>Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.
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>Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina.
>She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a
>warm and desirable place to visit.
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>Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq.
>She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive
>reconstruction is now necessary.
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>Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada.
>Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the
>frigid climate keeps people away.
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>Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia.
>With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future.
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>After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan.
>Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
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>The Geography of a Man
>Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Zimbabwe.
>Ruled by a dick.
>

That was both brilliant and hilarious. Especially that last one with the male and Zimbabwe. Robert Mugabe is a dick...

hehe, me like 😊 exept that may count for a mem untill they die, not just 70 😉 depending on whether they can naturally lift it or not 😉 hehe

LOL, did you make that yourself? I'd saving this, I gotta show this to my brother and sister, they'll crack up.

Originally posted by Andy Dick
LOL i like it!
some funny shit..

Are you the real Andy Dick? That would be cool.😊