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6 replies · 1,775 views · Started 18 May 2002

http://home.houston.rr.com/surrenderownz/auction.htm


Winning bid receives an ass-kicking from me personally. I am 6'0" and weigh over 230 lbs. If you win this auction, I will personally come to your house and kick your ass. I guarantee that I will not break any bones or kill you, nor will I use any weapons on you, but I will give you a good beating. I will do this under two conditions:

1) You or anyone else does not press charges against me(after all, you bought the ass-kicking),
2) You do not fight back or attempt to physically harm me in any other manner (this is your ass getting kicked, not mine).

The winner should use a video camera and post it to the internet. It would be really cool if it were a member of AGN. I doubt it though since the "winner" would need to pay for him to fly there.

this is a good way for people to claim insurance, if it weren't public!:laughing:

I believe this was posted before. I read this on AGN and it was a fake that someone made themself. Oh well, it is funny.