One day, I was sat at a bar. I was alone, except for myself, the barman, and a small bowl of peanuts. I ordered a drink, and the barman left.
Then, I heard a small voice -
"Hello?, I like you, I think you smell really nice."
I looked around, and there was no-one there. I just thought it was my mind playing tricks on me, as it sometimes does. Then, I heard it again.
"HELLO??? I said, I like you, You smell good!!!"
The barman came back in time for me to question him.
"I keep hearimg this small voice, saying nice things to me, but there's no-one here."
The barman replied -
"I know, its the peanuts"
"The peanuts??"
"Yes, there COMPLEMENTRY peanuts!"
I am a slow typer, and this took me a while to type, but I heard it and had to pass it on.